Top 10 Things NOT to Write in A Mother's Day Card (And, What to Write Instead!)

🃏 What NOT to Write in a Mother's Day Card (And What to Write Instead!)

A Hilarious Mother’s Day Blog by Bud Weismiller Flowers – Las Vegas Flower Delivery 24/7

Mother’s Day in Las Vegas is a big deal—just like your mom. And whether you’re sending Mother’s Day flowers in Henderson, scheduling a same-day delivery to Summerlin, or panicking in a Walgreens parking lot, we’re here to help.

At Bud Weismiller Flowers, we believe every gorgeous bouquet deserves a message that’s as memorable as it is meaningful (or at least not... weird). So here are some side-splitting messages we've Mother's Day messages we've filled out in the past and a guide below to help you nail the Mother’s Day card and avoid ending up as the "problem child."

🚫 Top 10 Things We Would s Write in a Mother’s Day Card

1. “Thanks for not selling me to the circus, even though I know you wanted to.”

2. “I turned out great considering you raised me on boxed wine and expired Lunchables.”

3. “This card is your gift. You’re welcome.”

4. “Happy Mother’s Day! I wrote this in the Walgreens parking lot.”

5. “You were right. There. I said it. Let’s never speak of this again.”

6. “You’re not like a regular mom. You’re a caffeinated, overwhelmed legend with too many group texts.”

7. “Thanks for raising me. I assume that was your choice?”

8. “You hoped I’d have kids just like me? That was a threat, wasn’t it?”

9. “Sorry for the gray hairs. You look... seasoned.”

10. “I love you almost as much as I love the dog.”

✅ Now Here’s What You SHOULD Write in a Mother’s Day Card

1. “Mom, you’re the reason I believe in unconditional love—and also why I carry snacks like it’s a survival show.”

2. “Thanks for picking me up—emotionally, physically, and sometimes from the police station.”

3. “You’re my unpaid therapist, snack oracle, and pre-Google Google.”

4. “Raising me took strength, patience, and possibly wine. You deserve a Nobel Prize.”

5. “You taught me to be strong, kind, and to never use a gas station bathroom.”

6. “Thanks for loving me through every bad haircut and all my ‘experimental’ phases.”

7. “Sorry for everything I did from ages 12–17. I was possessed.”

8. “You still remind me to wear sunscreen and eat a vegetable. Iconic.”

9. “You gave me life... and anxiety. But today we focus on the life part.”

10. “You’d bring snacks to my court date and still ask if I was warm enough. That’s love.”

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🎁 Not Sure What to Say? We’ll Write It For You.

Just add a note at checkout or text us at 252-412-7858, and we’ll include a sweet (or snarky) message in your card—whatever your mom will love most.

📍 Delivering Love All Over the Las Vegas Valley

We offer local flower delivery to:

• Las Vegas

• Henderson

• Summerlin

• Green Valley

• Basically anywhere your mom might be if she is in the Las Vegas Valley.

Even if you’re last-minute (it’s okay, we see you), we’ll still make you look like the golden child.

✨ Order Now—Before You Forget (Again)

Mother’s Day only comes once a year. Order now, laugh a little, and let us deliver the joy:

📲 Call/Text: 252-412-7858
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💡 Pro Tip: Add Humor to the Flowers. Moms Love to Laugh—Especially at Your Expense.